DTTWWR (Pronounced DeetWhirr) is happy to announce full production of the Wrist Pilot. With the advances in communication technology produced by Bell Labs, which brought cheap, tiny and effective communication to everyone's wrist, the producers of personal data assistants (PDAs) and IBM and Bell Labs' advances in holographic projection devices, we have been able to produce an elegant, wristwatch sized device which will replace your cell phone and your PDA, with a projected holographic display that is actually large enough to read.
With IBM's work on voice recognition advances, this device will allow simple word processing, and access the the Internet with a few whispers into your wrist.
Wireless Networking, perfected by Apple's AirPort, allows the user to share files with friends, and upload and download files from her home computer.