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REMEMBERING THE DAYS WHEN HUMANS HAD BODIES
PHILO T. FARNSWORTH--YOU DONE US WRONG
Those Were The Days
"The memory of Farnsworth's invention of the electronic video, back in 1921, or maybe 1922, still haunt us today. Those were the good old days, before our bodies shrivelled from atrophy (oh, remember zippers?). Before our brains shrunk to the size of a walnut (oh, remember eating?) and hid behind our one optical orb. How could we have known? How could we have saved ourselves? We were so naive. Yes, Master PDA, how may I serve you? I'm blinking as fast as I can."